on a lighter note

Baby day is rapidly approaching. Six weeks to go. My father called me yesterday to ask when I intend to have the baby. Seriously. He has to schedule something in April and wanted my input. I told him that I fully intend to have the baby by Easter, but I can't be assured that she will comply. And I tried the at-home labor inducing methods the first time around, and they don't work. None of them. Baby comes when baby comes. But she is coming soon.